Animal News # 467927 - Stay Tuned for Club Animals

Looks like my plans for Thursday night have been worked out...From Nonsense NYC - "The petting zoo is coming to town tonight to all you city folk, so bring a quarter for some feed and reconnect with nature. Wander behind the chicken wire and interact with the critters docile enough to touch and feed. But wait, these are not the sheep and goats you might remember from your childhood because Club Animals are your people friends, thoughtfully dressed in animal mascot heads and clothes to match. Yes, you heard right. (Club Animals is a theater group dressed in animal costumes who perform interactive art prank theater). The bar Home Sweet Home will be transformed into a petting zoo complete with a bear, chicken, dolphin, dog, and a lot of hay. All the critters are cute, cuddly, and underfed, so extend a flat palm of feed and a nice pat on the head and rekindle that important human-animal bond that you may have forgotten long ago."Frankly I don't remember there being Dolphins at the petting zoo, but who am I to argue with genius. See ya there, bring the kids.